Thursday, November 29, 2007

Requirements for being a pastor at Silver Beach Community Church [this is just a joke by the way.]

Ok, so I need all of your guys’ help to make this as extremely accurate and complete as possible. So PLEASE comment for what I can add to this list. Thanks

1 Your oldest child must be a daughter

2 Your wife must have black hair.

3 You must be bald, balding, or graying

4 You must have a light, preferably white, car [I’m not sure of this, however. Is Pastor Lind’s car white?]

5 Must live in a two story house.

6 must have an occasionally rye sense of humor.

7 must have played Mega church-the game


So I really need your help to make this as complete as possible. [Again this is just a joke.]

2 comments:

Jeff said...

i don't think i could add to that amazing list. i think you got most of the similarities/requirements in there. [btw, mr. lind's car is maroon. thats ok tho! hate to ruin you cool post].

Anonymous said...

It's name is Gerald.