Thursday, May 1, 2008

A History Lesson

No I didn't learn this in my history class this quarter, I got this in a chain email.



Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , MarylandA week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

11 comments:

Isaacme said...

Now I'm not sure that all the facts are right, but the couple I checked seamed to be correct.

Anonymous said...

That is too creepy, WAY too creepy.
BTW They SEEMED to be correct Trev. They didn't have seams.

Aidyn Nicole said...

I also got that email, pretty cool

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute, your poll says "who for president" president of what? I want to know what I'm voting you into, or if I want to vote Hillary or Barack into this.

Isaacme said...

For president of the United States of America.

Anonymous said...

Ok. I'll leave my vote at what it is then.

Anonymous said...

"What movie are you looking most forward to?" Trevor, how could you??? That is terrible english. And if it isn't it's one of those ones that sound better if you use bad english.

Anonymous said...

WOW... that's amazing! i don't think we got that email. that is just weird. cool post T.

Anonymous said...

100,000,000,000,000,000 votes for Caspian. Plus a couple octillion. If you don't know how much an octillion is; it's one million to the eighth power.

Isaacme said...

huh?

Anonymous said...

That would be 1,000,000 times 1,000,000 times 1,000,000 times 1,000,000 times 1,000,000 times 1,000,000 times 1,000,000 times 1,000,000. Or 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
And if that still isn't making sense I was saying that that is how many times I would vote for Caspian before I would vote for something else.